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PINK Alert for BBB headquarters

Posted by joelbyer on December 2, 2007

  Authorities here at BBB headquarters confirmed an outbreak of the dreaded scourge of “pink eye” in one of the residents. According to an anonymous senior blogging official, a certain agent code-named “Jeffrey507305” came down with the plague, causing him to miss both church services today. BBB officials here state that thus far no other agents have been contaminated. Stay tuned for further details.

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One Response to “PINK Alert for BBB headquarters”

  1. Clearly the outbreak was fatal…

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