The intellectual insights keep getting deeper around here, folks.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work.
